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mare and foal by TheLastWorshipper mare and foal :iconthelastworshipper:TheLastWorshipper 9 10 Snake and Samus by Keijisuke Snake and Samus :iconkeijisuke:Keijisuke 56 20 BATMAN by B1nd1 BATMAN :iconb1nd1:B1nd1 8,664 1,689 Batman by batman Batman :iconbatman:batman 135 53 boop boop booty by JessDance boop boop booty :iconjessdance:JessDance 251 27 30 - [spoilers] Post it on HoloTube by Aemixx 30 - [spoilers] Post it on HoloTube :iconaemixx:Aemixx 197 73 064 - Blunt Force by Vixen11 064 - Blunt Force :iconvixen11:Vixen11 28 15 RONIN PREDATOR: No More Ponies by Eddy-Shinjuku RONIN PREDATOR: No More Ponies :iconeddy-shinjuku:Eddy-Shinjuku 306 140
Wii Would Like to Play
Little Susan B. stood staring at the thing before her in disbelief.
"Fat," she said. "I'm fat?"
"I'm a machine. Machines don't lie."
"But I'm ten."
"Ten and fat."
"But how can you tell? There's gotta be some mistake."
"Okay, kid, listen up. I've got your goddamn height and BMI right here. Right here inside me.
And according to my records, you suck at boxing, you suck at running, your physical age is that of a 48-year-old male and you suck at Brawl."
"Hey, you're being mean!"
"I'm not mean. I'm a machine. Can't take playing with me? If you don't like it then take yourself somewhere else and maybe go and play with the other babies outside in the sandbox. In the sun. With other actual humans. Like a sissy. Go ahead. You're obviously not man enough to play with this."
The Nintendo Wii puffed out his chest as little Susan B. ran away crying to the sandbox.
A short distance away, PS3 and 360 frowned disapprovingly. PS3 sighed.
"Man, I don't know what
:iconin-the-machine:In-The-Machine 2,075 725
I'll Never Grow Tired
Tonight I'm going to stop you
on the porch, we'll stand toe to toe
the way we used to when
the pulse that thrummed
quick and strong through our veins
sang out our young, unbridled hope.
Our eyes will meet and,
just like the first time,
I'll take a moment to run my fingers
through your shining thoughts and
caress the sharp lines of your mind.
I'll lean forward and press my lips onto
the the flower-petal curve of your self-expression,
and that will be enough for you
to take me by the hand
and lead me up the stairs.
In the soft moonlight that filters through
the trees and our gauzy curtains
I'll unbutton your fears and slip them from your shoulders,
revealing smooth broad dreams. And,
careful not to miss a single freckle of insecurity,
I'll kiss my way down to the hollow of your throat,
where your soft-spoken tendencies
rest among unshakable beliefs. 
Between the ridges of your ribs I'll count your worries
and smooth them away with my fingertips.
Over the subtle curve of your hips
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Love at First Fight by ME-zero Love at First Fight :iconme-zero:ME-zero 36 8 Lightsaber demotivational by BeyondBirthday1 Lightsaber demotivational :iconbeyondbirthday1:BeyondBirthday1 57 36 Malgus demotive by Cyrro Malgus demotive :iconcyrro:Cyrro 14 5 Ferrigno Hulk WIP by sup3rs3d3d Ferrigno Hulk WIP :iconsup3rs3d3d:sup3rs3d3d 1,007 314 Commander Cody is dissapointed by TheLastWorshipper Commander Cody is dissapointed :iconthelastworshipper:TheLastWorshipper 82 34 Vader's Death Star by TheLastWorshipper Vader's Death Star :iconthelastworshipper:TheLastWorshipper 14 7





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cereal-in-a-bowl Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Whoa...thanks for the fav and watch! Shalom!
No1Edutainment Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2014
:goodjob: revamp